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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Bodice- Ripper

The Bookseller's DaughterI'm being very lazy right now. Instead of watching a movie to write about for Awesomely Bad, I'm sitting here reading a book.... that I can't tell you the title of. I'm reading it because a friend recommended it to me but, well, it's starting to get a little porny. It didn't have a cover featuring Fabio so I figured I was okay. But apparently not. Alright fine I'll tell you the title... It's Mine Till Midnight. Just kidding! That would've been a dead giveaway that I was about to enter into lady-porn territory. No, it's called The Bookseller's Daughter. See. It seems normal enough.

You know, I think I'll take this time and give a word of warning to those who don't know. If you pick up a book and it's about (or has a cover with) vikings, pirates, vampires, and/or men in kilts, it's probably lady-porn. Unless it's a history book. Then you should be fine. Otherwise be on the lookout for some serious bodice-ripping. Also if you happen across a book called All U Can Eat, RUN AWAY!! There's one part with a wine bottle that I've had nightmares about. So disturbing. Heed my warning children.
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