That House

I have a fever. Spring fever. I'm gardening and *gasp* cleaning. What the hell? I'm spending time outside. I may end up with a tan... okay, well, a sunburn. (God forbid. Maybe even freckles.) My plan for this week? Paint the house. Seriously, I think something might be wrong with me, this isn't natural. I've decided to give the house an  Alice in Wonderland meets Return to Oz meets Labyrinth theme. So lots of bright colors, glitter, and a smattering of insanity. Though I don't want people pulling up to my house in the dead of night thinking it's a house of ill repute. Maybe I'll get a sign that says: Not a whorehouse. Anyway, it's going to look like a classy madhouse. I can't wait to see my neighbor's faces!