TOURantula!!!

Too. Excited. Can't. Breathe. Does anyone know what happens in April? It's when I absolutely lose my caca and fangirl-out over my favorite band, Family Force 5! The best part is they're coming to town! I don't have to roadtrip this time! I've been all over hell's half acre for this band. (Well okay only three states outside of my own but it still.) Downside? I may run into my former BFF at the concert. Awkward. (She also happens to be a fan. Sigh.)
 I was going to add a video of the first time I ever saw the boys in concert. (AKA The day my life changed forever.) (Not really.) (Yes really.) But there was an error (grrrr, technology), despite several tries it won't upload. Sorry. (But! Youtube is readily available to any and all!) It's probably for the best anyway, my video is loud, kinda shakey, and you can hear some high pitched girlish screaming in the background... that may or may not be me. (It's me.) I'd like to add that Soul Glow Activatur (the lead singer) points at us (me and said former BFF Punkatron) midsong. That only added to the FF5 hysteria bubbling up inside me.

Pod People

My friends Bob and (soon-to-be) Wifey have just moved to town! Yay! Tuesday was spent unloading their Pods, which kind of made me feel like I was in Invasion of the Body Snatchers. (I was the only one to think that particular joke was funny, though. Sigh.) In this crowd any type of manual labor is rewarded with drinking. So we did alot of that! Jager bombs, Four Loko, and beers all around. When you (and two of your friends) have to hold up another friend while they pee, you know it was a good time. The better part of Wednesday was simply spent recovering. It's been a hell of a week. And the week isn't over yet. I only wonder, what tomorrow will bring?

Bodice- Ripper

I'm being very lazy right now. Instead of watching a movie to write about for Awesomely Bad, I'm sitting here reading a book.... that I can't tell you the title of. I'm reading it because a friend recommended it to me but, well, it's starting to get a little porny. It didn't have a cover featuring Fabio so I figured I was okay. But apparently not. Alright fine I'll tell you the title... It's Mine Till Midnight. Just kidding! That would've been a dead giveaway that I was about to enter into lady-porn territory. No, it's called The Bookseller's Daughter. See. It seems normal enough.

You know, I think I'll take this time and give a word of warning to those who don't know. If you pick up a book and it's about (or has a cover with) vikings, pirates, vampires, and/or men in kilts, it's probably lady-porn. Unless it's a history book. Then you should be fine. Otherwise be on the lookout for some serious bodice-ripping. Also if you happen across a book called All U Can Eat, RUN AWAY!! There's one part with a wine bottle that I've had nightmares about. So disturbing. Heed my warning children.

Geriatric Bait

Tonight I learned something about myself. I am geriatric bait. Creepy old men love me. Ugh. But my pseudo stalker proves that jail bait loves me too. Just not men my own age. Sigh. Whatever. Maybe I'll get myself a sugar daddy! But only if he's a silver fox. ;)

Where Everbody Knows Your Name

I just had a strange man tell me his whole life story - because I'm a "really great listener". Ha! Take that second grade teacher who said I had poor listening skills. I guess it wasn't me! Maybe you were just really boring! (I guess I can leave off the "so there" but it is heavily implied.) Somedays though, I think I should've been a shrink, people just randomly tell me their problems. I should be getting paid to listen. Or I could be a bartender, then I'd get tips!

Dangit

And my stalker is back. Le sigh. I haven't seen him in a week, I had hoped he'd found a new fixation. It is not to be. Oh well. Luckily he didn't hang around staring at me for too long. I really want him to find something or someone else to obsess over. He's a lurker and it is freaking me out!

Cup of Tea, What

I'm feeling very very girly today and supremely happy. I just bought a tea set and a fainting couch. I'm thinking a tea party is in order. Hmmm. Maybe an Apocalypse tea party? We'll have tea while we watch Disaster Films and Alice in Wonderland. (The animated version thank you. I like Johnny Depp as much as the next girl but the orange hair does nothing for me.) Maybe give out ZOMBIE ATTACK SURVIVAL KITS as party favors? I've got planning to do!